Monday, November 30, 2009

Greece of the Greek Christians (?)


On December 30th I am to receive guests from abroad. Two really good friends of mine are planning to visit me in Athens for New Year's eve and spend a week or so in the "cradle of civilisation" before heading back to Spain. While in Greece, they will have the chance to "live their myth" as the Greek Tourism Organisation's slogan will undoubtedly urge them to. This includes the Acropolis, museums and ruins, greek hospitality, great food and walks around the center of an -otherwise- ugly-ish city.

For us Greeks that live here however, the ones that have chosen to come back and make a living and the ones that will carry on living here after my friends are gone the "myth" is somehow more complicated. That is because we'll have to keep living in a country where 60% of the population describes himself as conservative and where people have a better opinion about "neoliberalism" than the "left".

The Greek "myth", in the form of the Greeks' ideological Atlas was published in yesterday's Kathimerini and can be found here for the Greek readers who care reading it. The non-Greeks should not feel bad about it, for various reasons. One one hand it's true that they are not in the position of reading Euripides or Plato from the prototype but on the other they don't have to live in a country where more than half of the people would like their religion to be declared on their official documentation. Where 65% still consider "marijuana is bad" but somehow manage to smoke in every single restaurant, bar AND hospital. Where every parent is trying to get his dear son out of the army but where an outstanding 66% is in favour of keeping the military service compulsory. Trully, my friends cannot appreciate Aeschylus or Thucidides but neither do the Greeks, who read on average 1.1 books per year, and who are so fond of "knowledge" that 7 out of every 10 demand that the teaching of religion (the ONE religion) in schools be kept mandatory.

Yes, my friends are more than welcome to live their myth in Greece. A country of warm, smiling people, who prosper under an eternal sun. What the Greek Tourism Organization forgot to mention in the ad is that 60% of these warm, smiling Greeks does not agree that the rights of the ones charged (which means NOT convicted yet) with terrorism are to be respected. I just thought I should warn them.

5 comments:

  1. Για έλα μια βόλτα από επαρχία και θα δεις τι σημαίνει καλός χριστιανός. Κάθε Δεύτερη Κυριακή υποχρεούμαστε να ξυπνάμε από τις 7 γιατί ο παράφωνος παπάς κάνει λειτουργία από τα μεγάφωνα, μάλλον για να μας τιμωρήσει επειδή δεν του κάνουμε παρέα. Και δεν μπορείς να πεις και τίποτα γιατί "έτσι είναι η παράδοση". Επίσης κάθε φορά που έχει γιορτή που του αρέσει (όπως σήμερα) αρχίζει πάλι να βαράει τις καμπάνες από τις 7. Και αν τολμήσεις να πεις ακόμα και σε γραμματιζούμενους συναδέλφους πως δεν ξέρεις τι γιορτή είναι σήμερα, σε κοιτάνε με απορία λέγοντας σου "Μα δεν ξέρεις πως σήμερα είναι του Αη Αντρέα χριστιανέ μου! Και σπούδασες και στην Πάτρα" Άη γαμηθείτε αγενείς φασίστες. ΔΕΝ ΕΙΜΑΙ ΧΡΙΣΤΙΑΝΟΣ και θέλω τον ύπνο μου.

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  2. Εγώ είμαι πάλι. Ξέχασα να πω για την συνάδελφο των θετικών επιστημών που δεν σε αφήνει να χρησιμοποιείς εκφράσεις "Αυτός είναι θεός" γιατί επικαλείσαι το όνομα Του επί ματαίω!
    Και τον φιλόλογο που λέει στα παιδιά πως θα περάσουν στις εξετάσεις με την βοήθεια του καλού Χριστούλη.
    Βγήκαν τα φτιάριααααα

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  3. Hmmm.... It seems that modern Greece is the place to live! I don't know if I feel more sorry for your friends (but...hey! Who invited them in the first place?) or for you (because you sound REALLY unhappy!)

    I wouldn't see your post as a warning about Greece. I 'd rather see it representing the kind of entertainment your guests are about to get. But, I would have to admit I only 'know' you from your posts....:)

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  4. Μαύρος Πητ: actually he didn't invite us, we invited ourselves without even asking :)
    thanks for reading and commenting btw.
    Christoforos: don't feel like you have to warn us, dude. First, i'm not coming to see greece at the first place (well, since you're there it's a good opportunity to have a look around -as always). And second, we have nothing to say: you know how the situation is in france.. one out of six french electors voted for extreme right 7 years ago, and i'm sure you've heard of our dear president.. i don't care about greek people or government: that's not my problem, and anyway you're gonna be bankrupt! ha ha ha
    man, i am so looking forward to seeing you again!!

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  5. @Sylvain

    Hey, thanks for helping me out of this!:)

    I must admit that on a second reading my comment on Christoforos' miserability looks rather 'heavy' (should I say more miserable?) for the occasion...
    Your comment, however, summarizes in a nice way my main objection to Chris' criticism. Which is exactly that this kind of opinion poll results do - unfortunately - exist in other countries too and I wouldn't necessarily paint Greece more 'black' for that reason.

    Well, have a nice time in Greece (before we get bankrupt!) :D

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